Absinthe Robette by Henri Privat-Livemont
Fight Global Warming! One Cold Beer At A Time!
Jobs! Because Unfortunately Beer Still Isn't Free!
I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer to drink a lot of it!
Hope - your mom looks a lot cuter after this beer!
Warning: Alcohol Seriously Affects Your Judgement
Alcohol Won't Solve Your Problems (but neither will water or milk)